Grigson and Webb

(Heh, I've made their surnames sound like a small business firm or a building society).

The non-confrontational and slightly more amicable members of the band (Bad News) when in each other's company, and when Spider isn't (or perhaps is) out of his tits on smack... which is most of the time. Colin regularly teams up with him to humour and further fuel Vim's ego-related tiffs. Like the rest of the band, Spider still generally dislikes Colin for the fact that he's a 'snotty, snobby, fucking...public school, upper, toffee-nosed, little runt'.